Gett Off

Wow its been like two weeks... and a million things have happened. Where do I start? Let's begin with the most common argument... Vicky. Dang she was stupid. She contradicted herself with every word and told Eric that the two bacterial STDs had mutated into 23 bacterial and viral ones. Along with that came Chris' awesome name of Cletis. Presented our 4th quarter science project today. I didn't think it was anything spectacular, but everyone was complimenting us and Mr.Theisen was obsessed with it. I got a work out carrying that heavy thing of sand down the frikin stairs! The best part of that was doing paper mache. To sum my experience up it was Ignacio playing with a dick, me laughing histarically, Mr.Bell thinking we are crazy, and Scott taking pictures. I sware that was the funniest thing ever... besides the Justin and Chris incident... not the guys from school... ok that was damn hilarious too... but I mean the ones from NSYNC. When Ignacio came over Thursday we had a blast. We played football, worked on Lucy, gathered up junk, he laughed at my scream, and watched Michael Jackson music videos... the best. I'm kinda sad cuz I'm not going to the 8th grade graduation party. I know its supposed to be lame, but still. I decided to go to my last gymnastics banquet as a gymnast. Our health class reminded me of one of my favorite songs, Gett Off by Prince. Here's the lyrics:
Club mix
Club mix
How can I put this in a way so as not to offend or unnerve
There’s a rumor goin’ all round that u ain’t been gettin’ served
They say that u ain’t u know what
In baby who knows how longI
t’s hard 4 me 2 say what’s right
When all I wanna do is wrong
Gett off - 23 positions in a 1 night stand
Gett off - I’ll only call u after if u say I can
Gett off - let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Gett off - I u want 2 baby here I am (here I am)
I clocked the jizz from a friend
Of yours named vanessa bet (bet)
She said u told her a fantasy
That got her all wet (wet)
Something about a little box with a
Mirror and a tongue inside
What she told me then got me so hot
I knew that we could slide
Gett off - 23 positions in a 1 night stand
Gett off - I’ll only call u after if u say I can
Gett off - let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Gett off - I u want 2 baby here I am (here I am)
Gett off (gett off)1 2 3 - nah, little cutie, I ain’t drinkin’ (gett off)
Scope this, I was just thinkin’U + me, what a ride
If u was thinkin’ the same
We could continue outside (gett off)
Lay your pretty body against a parkin’ meter
Strip your dress down
Like I was strippin’ a peter paul’s almond joy
Lemme show u baby I’m a talented boy
Everybody grab a body
Pump it like u want somebody
Gett off (gett off)
So here we-so here we-so here we are, here we are (g-g-gett off)
In my paisley crib
Whatcha want 2 eat? ribs
Ha, toy, I don’t serve ribs...
U better be happy that dress is still on
I heard the rip when u sat down
Honey them hips is goneT
hat’s alright, I clock ’em that way
Remind me of something james used to say...
I like ’em fat
I like ’em proud
Ya gotta have a mother for me
Now move your big ass ’round this way
So I can work on that zipper, baby
Tonight your a star
And I’m the big dipper(kick it)(gett off)(gett off)
How can I put this in a way so as not to offend or unnerve (gett off)
There’s a rumor goin’ all round that u ain’t been gettin’ served (gett off)
They say that u ain’t u know whatIn baby who knows how long (gett off)
It’s hard 4 me 2 say what’s right
When all I wanna do is wrong
Gett off - 23 positions in a 1 night stand
Gett off - I’ll only call u after if u say I can
Gett off - let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Gett off - I u want 2 baby here I am
Come on
Gett off
Gett off
Gett off
Gett off
Gett off
Gett off
Gett off

Class also reminded me of a couple lines from Batdance. I song that I love also by Prince:
Ooo yeah, ooo yeah. I wanna bust that body. Ooo yeah, ooo yeah. I wanna bust that body right. Ooo yeah, ooo yeah. I wanna bust that body. Ooo yeah, ooo yeah... tonight!
Hey Duckie, let me stick the seven inch in the computer