Shut Your Mouth Boy!

The last couple days have been fun, but hectic. Sunday my favorite crazy cousin Eileen came over. Me, her, and Jimmy were going nuts. Jimmy likes the song American Idiot, and even though I hate it we were head banging to it. Yeah, really fun when you have over two feet of hair to throw around. Well she had a sleepover and we watched Ultimate Super Villians that night. Of course I predicted the number one bad guy... Darth Vader!! They were comparing him and the Sith to George Bush and the Nazis... sweet. Worked on our Learning Center most of Monday, but also went to the pool. That was interesting... well then i see this guy with really gay looking trunks on and goggles (so i cudnt see who it was) and im like who the heck is that weirdo. so the guy takes his goggles off, i hear his voice, and see his stomach (its a birth mark thing) and of course its... Chris Cowens! Today was really cool. I was watching the swim team as Jimmy was diving. I certain someone (already mention) brags so much about how good he is and he absolutely sucked! His form was horrible, he was terribly slow and kept stopping, and he would not shut his frikin mouth!!! Oh well, just another incident to add to his stupidity on the bus... 5' 1", MJ, and hicks screwing their cousins. So anyway, then I had diving, which I was terribly afraid of. I hadnt touched a board since A Finals two years ago. Danny Maxwell was there of course. He is the coolest!!... except for the fact that he complains so much how people take a lot of time on the board, and when he gets up there he wont shut his mouth!!! I was pretty happy with my diving for the first day. I did hurdle, front dive, back layout, front pike, and a bunch of front one and a halves. Then I went to Jimmy's baseball game. I was gonna bring a video camera because the team he was facing cheats big time and I would show the video to the commisioner. Well my mom wouldnt let me take one... uggh. Unfortunately, a certain someone that I was hoping to see wasnt there. Ok, what lyrics should I end with? Oh how bout:

I always feel like somebody's watching me!

- Rockwell

... creepy stalkers

Gett Off

Wow its been like two weeks... and a million things have happened. Where do I start? Let's begin with the most common argument... Vicky. Dang she was stupid. She contradicted herself with every word and told Eric that the two bacterial STDs had mutated into 23 bacterial and viral ones. Along with that came Chris' awesome name of Cletis. Presented our 4th quarter science project today. I didn't think it was anything spectacular, but everyone was complimenting us and Mr.Theisen was obsessed with it. I got a work out carrying that heavy thing of sand down the frikin stairs! The best part of that was doing paper mache. To sum my experience up it was Ignacio playing with a dick, me laughing histarically, Mr.Bell thinking we are crazy, and Scott taking pictures. I sware that was the funniest thing ever... besides the Justin and Chris incident... not the guys from school... ok that was damn hilarious too... but I mean the ones from NSYNC. When Ignacio came over Thursday we had a blast. We played football, worked on Lucy, gathered up junk, he laughed at my scream, and watched Michael Jackson music videos... the best. I'm kinda sad cuz I'm not going to the 8th grade graduation party. I know its supposed to be lame, but still. I decided to go to my last gymnastics banquet as a gymnast. Our health class reminded me of one of my favorite songs, Gett Off by Prince. Here's the lyrics:
Club mix
Club mix
How can I put this in a way so as not to offend or unnerve
There’s a rumor goin’ all round that u ain’t been gettin’ served
They say that u ain’t u know what
In baby who knows how longI
t’s hard 4 me 2 say what’s right
When all I wanna do is wrong
Gett off - 23 positions in a 1 night stand
Gett off - I’ll only call u after if u say I can
Gett off - let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Gett off - I u want 2 baby here I am (here I am)
I clocked the jizz from a friend
Of yours named vanessa bet (bet)
She said u told her a fantasy
That got her all wet (wet)
Something about a little box with a
Mirror and a tongue inside
What she told me then got me so hot
I knew that we could slide
Gett off - 23 positions in a 1 night stand
Gett off - I’ll only call u after if u say I can
Gett off - let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Gett off - I u want 2 baby here I am (here I am)
Gett off (gett off)1 2 3 - nah, little cutie, I ain’t drinkin’ (gett off)
Scope this, I was just thinkin’U + me, what a ride
If u was thinkin’ the same
We could continue outside (gett off)
Lay your pretty body against a parkin’ meter
Strip your dress down
Like I was strippin’ a peter paul’s almond joy
Lemme show u baby I’m a talented boy
Everybody grab a body
Pump it like u want somebody
Gett off (gett off)
So here we-so here we-so here we are, here we are (g-g-gett off)
In my paisley crib
Whatcha want 2 eat? ribs
Ha, toy, I don’t serve ribs...
U better be happy that dress is still on
I heard the rip when u sat down
Honey them hips is goneT
hat’s alright, I clock ’em that way
Remind me of something james used to say...
I like ’em fat
I like ’em proud
Ya gotta have a mother for me
Now move your big ass ’round this way
So I can work on that zipper, baby
Tonight your a star
And I’m the big dipper(kick it)(gett off)(gett off)
How can I put this in a way so as not to offend or unnerve (gett off)
There’s a rumor goin’ all round that u ain’t been gettin’ served (gett off)
They say that u ain’t u know whatIn baby who knows how long (gett off)
It’s hard 4 me 2 say what’s right
When all I wanna do is wrong
Gett off - 23 positions in a 1 night stand
Gett off - I’ll only call u after if u say I can
Gett off - let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Gett off - I u want 2 baby here I am
Come on
Gett off
Gett off
Gett off
Gett off
Gett off
Gett off
Gett off

Class also reminded me of a couple lines from Batdance. I song that I love also by Prince:
Ooo yeah, ooo yeah. I wanna bust that body. Ooo yeah, ooo yeah. I wanna bust that body right. Ooo yeah, ooo yeah. I wanna bust that body. Ooo yeah, ooo yeah... tonight!
Hey Duckie, let me stick the seven inch in the computer

Tug O War

Tug O War was awesome!! We had the weakest overall team... or so we thought. It was me, Cole, Amanda, Katie, and Jack. The team that was supposed to win- we won against in the first round. Second round we had to go against the toughest of them all. That was Cowens, Scherzy, Lindsey, Izzy, and Roland. I mean cmon just in general they had 5 anchors and we only had 1. A couple people helped me estimate and told me peoples' weights on our teams to figure out REALLY how unfair that was. It turns out that the other team had almost 300 MORE POUNDS on their side. Scherzy alone is like 2 and a half of me. Ms. Dinkelacker was so excited for us! And Chris was bragging and I was about to kill him, plus he didnt think it was unfair, which haha... stupid boy. We lost because of the weight difference and Cole's hands slipped. When we lost Mr.Theisen was yelling at Ms.D and our team saying how terrible we were. I went up to him and was like "Ay, you dont be saying that!" and it was really loud and I think I scared him. Then he responded with "You are terrible" and then I said "Well I kinda remember beating your big tough team", and then he was mad, so that was funny. Ms.D said that we can do it again if we can convince Mr.Theisen to plan it , just for our side of the grade... hey you never know, he seemed to enjoy it. I was happy because I got chosen, but that was a given, and we were the underdogs, but I'm oh so very frikin mad!!!

Mr.Wells!

Today was awesome!!! I walked to the elementary school and ran into just the person i wanted to see... Mr.Wells!!!!!!! It was so exciting because that was like the best class ever!!!!